2008 Version
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Why Did the Chicken Cross
the Road in 2008 . . .

the newest contemporary version

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BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
 



JOHN MC CAIN:

My friends that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

 

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

 

GEORGE W. BUSH:

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

 

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

 

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
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PAT BUCHANAN:

To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

 




ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

 

 




ARISTOTLE:

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

 


 

JOHN LENNON:

Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.


 
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable.


ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

 



BILL CLINTON:

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

 




AL GORE
:


I invented the chicken!

 

 

 


  RONALD REAGAN


  Tear down that wall so the chicken can cross !!

 



CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.

 

 


DICK CHENEY:

Where's my gun?






AL SHARPTON
:  Why are all the chickens white?
 
We need some black chickens.
 

 



COLONEL SANDERS

Did I miss one?
 

 

 

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