Can't get away from 'em
 


 

After Steve Spurrier dies & enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows Steve a little two-bedroom house with a faded Gamecocks banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, Coach. Most people don't get their own houses up here."



Spurrier looks at the house & then, turns around & looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It's a huge two-story mansion with white marble columns & little patios under all the windows. UGA flags line both sides of the sidewalk & a huge Bulldog banner hangs between the marble columns.

 

 

 

"Thanks for the house, God, but let me ask you a question......

 

.....I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner & Vince Dooley gets a big mansion with Dawg banners & flags flying all over the place....
 

Why is that?"


 

God looks at him seriously for a moment & says,

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"That's not Dooley's house.......that's mine."
 




Midi:   Georgia on my Mind - Ray Charles