The Cat Fun Page - Volume I                                         July 16, 2005


The Four Cats !

     


Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
 

  The first man was an Engineer,

the second man was an Accountant,

the third man was a Chemist,,,,  and

the fourth man was a Government Employee.      
                 
 

  To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
 



But the Accountant said his cat could do better.

He called his cat and said,

"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies...
Everyone agreed that was good.



But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his
cat and said "Measure, do your stuff."

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk,, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.



Then the three men turned to the Government Employee
and said,"What can your cat do?"

The Government Employee called his cat and said,,,,,

"CoffeeBreak,,,,do your stuff."

CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet,,,,,,,

 

            

ate the cookies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

                                       

drank the milk,,,,,,,,,

 

                  

 

       

 

 

 

pooped on the paper ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

              

screwed the other three cats,,,,,,,,,,,


          

 






claimed he injured his back while doing so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,




 

 

filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions,,,


 

      

 

put in for Workers Compensation...............and
 



 

  

 

 

 

went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.............

 







 



 



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Great Cat Photos


To all serious cat lovers out there, click on the thumbnail at left to view some great looking kitty-cats.
 

 
 

         Midi music: Cat's in the Cradle Rag

        Dedicated to my grandsons: Michael and Joey AND their precious Sylvester


 


 

             
     
Cat Sounds 

  Click on each sound-link (wav) to listen
  to the meows. Download the cat sounds
  to your hard disc. For personal use on  
  your web site or emails only!

meow 1 meow 6 meow 10 meow 11 kitten
meow 2 meow 7 meow 5 meow 4 kitten1
meow 3 meow 8 meow 9 angry  

   

Enjoy -- John and Joanne!

 

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by Bettye