The Meaning of
SERVICE  

 

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At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service." 
 
"It's the act of doing things for other people."

 Then I heard these terms which reference the word SERVICE:


1. 
Internal Revenue Service  


Their service is intimidation, fines and jail if you do not pay up on time. This "service" we do not need. 
Support the
Fair Tax HR 25.


2. Postal Service    

You stand in line for 20 minutes. When you are ready to step up to the window, the postal "service" employee decides it is break time and leaves you waiting.  Their  attitude does not exactly indicate a "service" orientation. However, we dare not criticize for fear of their going "postal".

  

 



3. Telephone Service  
When the winds get up to 30 MPH, the lines go down along with service. How long does it take to get repair service to your house?

    
 



4. Cable Service
Need I even say anything? 
Ditto to the above.  Do the "service" guys ever come when scheduled?  Never fails when your favorite sports game is on, the cable goes down. The same with ISP companies when you need to get on line to open your important emails.

  
 5. Civil Service


      Job security no matter how sorry you are --
       like Fulton Co. Court House employees ;- )


 
               

Should we wake him and tell him that there have been three murders in the court house today?

  

 



6. Department of City & County Public Service

What do they really do???
 



 


 7.  Customer Service    

    Read: Clark Howard on Customer Service
    (or no service)



 



 8. Service
    Stations??

Old Gas Pump Guide book, Click for more info


Does anyone remember when a living breathing human
being actually pumped gas for you, cleaned your wind-
shield, checked the air in your tires, checked your oil,
took your money, brought the change back to you and
actually said "thank you" ?

If you can remember actual "service" at a service station,
then you really are OLD!



 


Then I became confused about the word "service."  This is not what I thought   "service" meant.

 



So today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of
 them said he had hired a bull to "service" a few of his cows.  BAM!  It all came into perspective.  Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us.




  
I hope you now are as enlightened as I am.

    


Thanks to Carolyn of the Missouri FRW for the text of this page!


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