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Thanks, Roberta!



Someone said. . .



Somebody said it takes about six weeks to
get back to normal after you've had a baby

doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is history.

Somebody said you learn how to
be a mother by instinct ...



Somebody never took a
three-year-old shopping.

Somebody said being a mother
is boring ......


Somebody never rode in a car driven by
a teenager with a driver's permit.

Somebody said if you're a "good" mother,
your child will "turn out good."

Somebody thinks a child comes with
directions and a guarantee.

Somebody said "good" mothers never
raise their voices ...

Somebody never came out the back door
just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.

Somebody said you don't need an
education to be a mother.

Somebody never helped a fourth grader
with her math.

Somebody said you can't love the fifth
child as much as you love the first.

Somebody doesn't have five children.

Somebody said a mother can find
all the answers to her child-rearing
questions in the books .......

Somebody never had a child stuff beans
up his nose or in his ears.

Somebody said the hardest part of being
a mother is labor and delivery ......

Somebody never watched her "baby" get on
the bus for the first day of kindergarten.



or on a plane headed for military
"boot camp."

Somebody said a mother can do her job
with her eyes closed and one
hand tied behind her back ......

somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.

Somebody said a mother can
stop worrying after her child
gets married ...
Somebody doesn't
know that marriage adds a new son
-law to a mother's heartstrings.

Somebody said a mother's job is done
when her last child leaves home ....

Somebody never had grandchildren.

Somebody said your mother knows you
love her, so you don't need to tell her .......
Somebody isn't a mother.

Pass this along to all the
"mothers" and grandmothers in your life.



Have a Blessed Day!




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